turning your orbit around

or... the utter enormity of the task

5.19.2006

there is no hell...

like entertainment tonight or e!news.

additionally, i fart in the general direction of people magazine, us weekly, and star magazine.

i have finally admitted something to myself. i hate celebrity worship. i hate 99% of celebrities. i love movies, but i hate most of the people who act in them. i hate the sycophants who report on celebrities (yeah i'm talking about you, ryan seacrest and melissa rivers).

who f*%king cares what beyonce wore at cannes?

if i see one more picture of eva longoria, i'm going to make a voodoo doll in her image and start stabbing pins into its eyes.

i don't give two shits about brangelina and their f*#king adopted babies.

and tom cruise can take his scientology and "psychiatry is a pseudoscience" and stick it right up his uptight bunghole. he's an idiot.

they're all so clueless, so vapid, so... so... needy.

i hate them.

man, do i feel better.

1 Comments:

At 11:20 AM, Blogger Trout said...

My sister once suggested that celebrities are so appealing because they seem to possess the magical quality of being in multiple places at the same time. This was paraphrased from some philosopher she'd been reading at the time, and twice removed it sounds way too hippy-dippy, but it kind of makes sense.

I find it helps to imagine what a given celebrity is doing RIGHT NOW. Making tea? Taking a dump? Generally, their lives probably aren't all that interesting after all - more money than most of us, certainly, but far less privacy and thus normalcy.

I too hate them, and would gladly punch Tom Cruise in the face on principle.

 

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